100 word challenge

...I just couldn't eat something so.... I spat it out onto the mayor's face. I don’t know why he gave me brussel sprouts after I said I hate them because they taste gross. I just wish I liked them if I liked them I would want them to taste like chocolate! But maybe it's just me I could be all over myself for this I could just of done something like had it with cheese or something. No it’s my fate i’m just a non brussel sprout mate. But I better run because I know the guards are after me!